Random Jokes Courtesy of Hot Shot and whomever sent them to him.

Dane Cook has been kicked out of his apartment due to his dog pooping all over the place. When reached for comment, Dane simply said the words "ham sandwich" over and over again, leaving frat boys everywhere in stitches.

VH1 honors The Who this week for their contribution to rock and roll. Isn't it funny? Just a few years ago, Pete Townshend almost got arrested for "touching kids". Now he gets an award for it.