Quotes of the Day courtesy of Henny Youngman.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman