Thursday, January 19, 2006

New Suggested Indiana Jones Titles

(remember Harrison Ford is getting old)

Indiana Jones and the Flatulent Demon
Indiana Jones and the Yearly Prostate Exam of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Curse of Incontinence
Indiana Jones and the Pelvis of Ramses
Indiana Jones and the Irritable Bowel Disease
Indiana Jones and the Crisis of the Colostomy Bag
Indiana Jones and the Disappearing Pension
Indiana Jones and the Last Hearing Aid Battery
Indiana Jones and the Tuesday Night Bridge Game.....OF DOOM
Indian Jones and the Golf Course of Eternity
Indiana Jones and the Quest to Get Those Damn Kids to Turn That Music Down!!!
Indiana Jones and the Mystical Walker of Moses
Indiana Jones and the Search for Ancient Egyptian Adult Diapers

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