The downside to the government tapping our phone lines

''You know how sometimes during wartime civil liberties can take a back seat to national security? Well, I got good news and bad news. The good news is this: No Japanese people are being sent into camps. The bad news is that time you got hammered and drunk-dialed your ex-girlfriend that's studying abroad and sang her that Wham! song that was your song, government's got that on tape.''
JON STEWART, ON THE DAILY SHOW