Joke of the Day courtesy of Grant Forster Male Prostitute

>George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
>little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy
>puts up his hand and the President asks him his name.
>"Stanley," responds the little boy.
>"And what is your question, Stanley?"
>"I have 4 questions:
>First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of theUN?
>Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
>Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
>Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all
>Americans don't have health insurance?"
>Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
>that they will continue after recess.
>When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right:
>question time. Who has a question?"
>Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
>him his name.
>"Steve," he responds.
>"And what is your question, Steve?"
>"Actually, I have 6 questions.
>First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
>Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
>Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
>Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
>Americans don't have health insurance?
>Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
>And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"